The nice man told me I won the lottery (can I go with him mom?)

Well if it isn't the african fellows, it's the lottery - I LOVE SCAMMERS, keep 'em coming - they support my absurd assumption of life (figure that one out yourself)

RAINBOW NET LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMM.
C/PINTO EL CASTELLON ,213 MADRID - ESPANA.
TEL/FAX: 0034 657 314 530
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

Customer Service/ Foreign Claims Dept.
Ref: UK/04/20X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
WINNING NOTIFICATION: We happily announce to you the draw (#288) of the RAINBOW NET LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES INTERNATIONAL Promotions held on Saturday 22nd january 2005.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 5647-5600-545-188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 05-15-23-30-34-42(bonus N-14) which subsequently won you the lottery in the second category.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £765,106.09c (Seven Hundred And Sixty five thousand,One Hundred And Six Pounds Sterling Nine Pence) in cash credited
to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from the total cash prize of £21,422,970.00c shared among the twenty eight(28) lucky winners in this category(i.e in the fifth category).

All participants for the free online lotto version were selected randomly from the World Wide Web through a computer draw system of individual and corporate organisations extracted from over 250,000 email addresses worldwide.

This promotion takes place on a quarterly basis.Your lucky winning numbers falls within our Canadian booklet representative office in the United Kingdom as indicated in your play coupon.
In view of this, your £765,106.09c would be released to you by any of ourpayment offices in Europe.

To file for your claim, please contact the fiduciary agent BANCO FINANCIER MADRID SPAIN on our secure online email:contact official:Mr Andrew Clarke
Email: banco-financie@financier.com
banco-financ@financier.com

Tel: 0034 635 092 732
with the information below:

*Name:
*Tel N+
*Fax N+
*Reference N+:
*Batch N+:

Your Winnings Certificate and all other relevant documents for payment accredditation will be prepared after proper authentication and verification of your claims file.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measures to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program.

Congratulations once more and thanks for being part of our promotional lottery program.

Sincerely yours ,

Sir Sherman Earlworth.
International Coordinator

RAINBOW NET LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS.



Therefore I wrote:



Dear Mt. Andrew 'Dice-man' Clark Gable

Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I have played this internet lottery since the dawn of time, seriously my
first ticket was carved into stone (such a bitch carrying in your pocket).
You might have guessed it, but I picked those numbers by using my
ouiji-board to play the cd with "Helmuth Lotti does Prodigy" backwards, so
infact all the numbers are chosen by the reverse version of "Smack my bitch
up".
I could certainly use the money, to pay off those nice african gentlemen, who
promised me a whole lotta money if I helped them move some money out of
africa (ha ha yes that was another Helmuth Lotti reference) - see they had
some trouble with Mugabe, and therefore they can't move their money out. I
can't believe my luck, first those gentlemen, now this - wow - I knew going
into Scientology wasn't a bad idea, it has brought me all this fortune. Now
with this money, and the money I will get from the african fellows I will be
able to pay of my dept to the church of scientology.
But I kinda knew this already, because my telephone-psychic told me that my
life was going to change, and I thought it was the $10,000 it cost me, to
have her tell me that, which was the change - but now I know it was this
lottery.

Whoever thought that being addicted to smack and disney-heroin could lead to
this???? (well that is another story, I will tell in my auto-biography)

Sincerelly yours
Sir Winston Churchill

ps
I think it's cool how Alberto Tomba is world champion in covering his knees in raw dark
chocolate

pps
How did Sir Sherman Earlworth get his title? - did he also cover his knees
in chocolate while xeroxing and then faxing his double chin to the wild life
foundation??



----- Original Message -----
From: "RAINBOW NET LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMM"
<rainbow-net-lotter@rock.com>
To: "[censored - My email]"
Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2005 6:21 PM
Subject: RE: CONGRATULATIONS!!! WINNING NOTIFICATION LETTER


> RAINBOW NET LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMM.
> C/PINTO EL CASTELLON ,213 MADRID - ESPANA.
> TEL/FAX: 0034 657 314 530
> FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
> INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
>
> Customer Service/ Foreign Claims Dept.
> Ref: UK/04/20X2/68
> Batch: 074/05/ZY369
> WINNING NOTIFICATION: We happily announce to you the draw (#288) of the
> RAINBOW NET LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES INTERNATIONAL Promotions held on Saturday
> 22nd january 2005.
>
> Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 5647-5600-545-188 with
> Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 05-15-23-30-34-42(bonus
> N-14) which subsequently won you the lottery in the second category.
>
> You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £765,106.09c
> (Seven Hundred And Sixty five thousand,One Hundred And Six Pounds Sterling
> Nine Pence) in cash credited
> to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from the total cash prize of
> £21,422,970.00c shared among the twenty eight(28) lucky winners in this
> category(i.e in the fifth category).
>
> All participants for the free online lotto version were selected randomly
> from the World Wide Web through a computer draw system of individual and
> corporate organisations extracted from over 250,000 email addresses
> worldwide.
>
> This promotion takes place on a quarterly basis.Your lucky winning numbers
> falls within our Canadian booklet representative office in the United
> Kingdom as indicated in your play coupon.
> In view of this, your £765,106.09c would be released to you by any of
> ourpayment offices in Europe.
>
> To file for your claim, please contact the fiduciary agent BANCO FINANCIER
> MADRID SPAIN on our secure online email:contact official:Mr Andrew Clarke
> Email: banco-financie@financier.com
> banco-financ@financier.com
>
> Tel: 0034 635 092 732
> with the information below:
>
> *Name:
> *Tel N+
> *Fax N+
> *Reference N+:
> *Batch N+:
>
> Your Winnings Certificate and all other relevant documents for payment
> accredditation will be prepared after proper authentication and
> verification of your claims file.For security reasons, you are advised to
> keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed
> and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim
> your prize.
>
> This is part of our precautionary measures to avoid double claims and
> unwarranted abuse of this program.
>
> Congratulations once more and thanks for being part of our promotional
> lottery program.
>
> Sincerely yours ,
>
> Sir Sherman Earlworth.
> International Coordinator
>
> RAINBOW NET LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS.
>
>
>