I don't know why they stopped making Zulu-liqourice, but the guy responsible wrote me

More of those sweet african fellas wrote me, more 12 million, more Mugabe, and more scamming.

I haven't written the original letter, but scroll down if you want't read it first. But here's my letter



Dear Mr TV2-Shaka-Zulu

Wow did you know your name sounds almost like yokolele. It make me wonder if people ever try and lift you horizontally so they can play you to make the hula-girls come out. Now I say Yoko lele, have you ever thought about the fact that Yoko Lele could be related to Yoko Ono.....isn't that amazing, just think about it. If that is the case then a hawaiin instrument broke up the Beatles. That reminds me, do you have a musical group called the Plastic Zokolu Band??

I am sorry to hear about your quarrel with Mugabe, but I guess it must be the season really......you know what you should do, you should buy some hasish, because I am quite sure that everybody are out of disney heroine, trust me, I've looked. Hey you know what I just thought about it, if I get the 12 million I could buy your band new instruments, which reminds have you ever tried to play a harpun, it's kinda like playing the saw but without the teeth and more like arrowish and slingy kinda like a banjo. Now I say Banjo - and I really should stop, because it gives me a rash...really I break out all over the body. I have had this condition since I was 12, but it is only certain string instruments that makes me do this. Like if I say noodle it does nothing, then again a noodle isn't an struments, although it could be if you strap it over the body of a banjo.....oh there I go again. But seriously the chimes doesn't break me out, but ok it is only part of the strument that is string, and they really don't engage in the sound, it's more like the metal cyllinders hanging from the string that is the instrument.....maybe it's true. The chain isn't stronger than the weakest link, in this case the chime isn't stronger than Magnus ver Magnusson or that austrian guy with the bandana on his head, atleast when they did those strong man contests in the 90s - they were freaking strong.

Have you ever wondered what the letter k would look like, if you wrote it 52 times staight kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Now I can only imagine what it would look like if Kofi Annan would win the 100 meter dash, especially if had a giant chicken costume on......wow that would really be funny, because I don't know if you know, but the chicken is the most aerodynamic bird in the world. The reason why it isn't the fastest is because it is a diesel, and that makes the turbo kick in late and the chicken can't stay up that late, because it's a freaking bird.

In conclusion - I would like to help you daddy-o

Best regards

That Darn Cat (from the disney movie, and the first one and the one with Christina Ricci)

ps

Did you know the Panda looks like it does so it can hide in a chess game, really it's camouflage, in case Gary Kasparov would get rabies and go Panda hunting (it will be the last place he'd expect). Smart......but then again pretty stupid that it through darwinism has survived for several thousand years, and looks like it does, solely based on a hypothetical event. But you know what they say that's why Pandas haven't invented cold fusion or marhmellows.

----- Original Message -----

From: "ZOKOLU ZABUANGA" <z11z2@netscape.net>

To: <my email>

Sent: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 9:38 PM

Subject: ASSISTANCE IN INVESTMENTS

> 15/03/05.
>
> Dear Partner,
>
> You may be suprised to received this letter from me since you do not know me personally.
>
> I am Zokolu Zabuanga the first son of Kuanzo Zabuanga ,the most popular farmer in zimbabwe who was
> murdered in the land dispute in my country.I got your contact through network online hence deceided to
> write you.Before the death of my father he had taken me to johannesburg to deposite the sum of
> 12.000000.00 dollars (twelve million dollars)in one of the private security company in South Africa, as he
> foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gemstones to avoid
> much dumorrage from the security company, this amount was meant for the purchase of new machines
> and chemicals for farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland.
>
> This land problem came when Zimbabwean president.Mr Robert Mugabe introduced a new land act
> reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some black farmers,and this resulted to the killing and
> mob action by Zimbabweean war veterans and some lunatics in the society.Infact a lot of people were
> killed because of this land reform act for which my father was one of the victims and may his soul rest in
> perfect peace.
>
> It is against this background that i and my family fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are currently
> staying in the Nederlands where i am seeking for asylum and moreso have deceided to trasfer my father's
> money to a more reliable foreign account since the law of the Nederlands prohibits a refugee(asylum
> seeker) to open a bank account or to involve in any financial transaction throughout the territorial zone of
> the Nederlands,as the eldelst son of my father,I am saddled with the responsibilt of seeking a genuine
> foreign account where this money could be transferd without the knowledge of my goverment who are
> bent on taking everything we have got.
>
> The south African government seems to be playing along with them,i am faced with the dilemma of
> moving this amount of money out of South Africa for fear of going through the same experience in
> future,both countries have similar political history and as a business man i am seeking for a partner who i
> have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands,i must let you know that this transcation is risk
> free,if you accept to assit me and my family,all i want you to do for me is to make arrangements with
> security company to clear the consignment (funds)from their afilate office here in the Nederlands as i
> have already giving dirctives for the consignments to be brought to the Nederlands from South Africa but
> before then all modalities will be put in place like the change of ownership to the consignmen(funds)and
> more importantly this money i intend to use for investments.
>
> I have two options for you,firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for
> nominating your account for this transaction ,or you can go into partnership with me for a proper profitable
> investment of the money in your country,which ever the option you want please feel free to notify me,i
> have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kind of expences incurred in this process of this
> transaction.
>
> If you do not prefer a partnership i am willing to give you 15% of the total sum while the remaning 80% will
> be for me and my family also for the investment in your country.Contact me with the above email address
> while i implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy required in this transaction till we put claims to the
> consignment (funds).
>
> NOTE:PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:zokolu1@netscape.net
>
> Thanking you,and GOD bless you.
> Your's Truely ,
> Zokolu Zabuanga.
>
>
>